El Orfanato – The Orphanage

A well constructed horror film works in any language. Creepy is after all, creepy. Written and filmed in Spanish and set in South America, The Orphanage proves that precept mightily.

It’s a simple premise–a woman purchases the orphanage she grew up in as a child for the purpose of raising a few physically challenged children. But then things start going wrong. Strange, unsettling events. Her adopted son’s imaginary friends suddenly don’t seem so imaginary. An intruder runs away from the shed with a shovel in the middle of the night. Her son disappears without a trace. Less than twenty minutes in, my poor Spanish skills stopped being an obstacle; the narrative took me away.

The Orphanage is terrifying. Yet the movie also enlightens, because there is a point to the tale–a reason for the madness. Better still, the characters follow their internal script in a believable and engaging fashion. And for all the terror, in a strange sense, it ends on a very bittersweet note. Very satisfying.
What works:

1) Direction. Creative and expert use of narrative story-telling. Shot after shot added to the tension.

2) Story arc. Original and entertaining.

3) Scare factor: If the intensity could be measured on a tachometer, the film continually red lines.

Challenges:

1) Language barrier. Since it is shot in Spanish, reading the subtitles took some adjustment. However, the awkwardness quickly passes.

Verdict: Catch in the theater, full price. Or DVD purchase.

Bobby Fischer

One of the greatest chess players of all time died this week, a disgraced former grandmaster exiled to the frosty equivalent of the Devil’s ass. He had a lot of insight about the game and unfortunately a lot of hate, which is probably the legacy that will follow him through the ages.
But whenever I castle, I’ll remember him beating Spasky, the mighty Russian. For a brief moment, Bobby Fischer was a true champion.

The quote

A great phrase–if uttered at the right time, and from the right speaker–can be a powerful stimulus. It can inspire. It can excite. If it’s clever enough and simple in design, it might make a very complex idea understandable to everyone. And if the receiver is ready for the idea they are about to hear, then great communication can happen.

Tonight forces aligned and I caught this kernel: “Our female partners are much less concerned about what we think, than what we feel.”

Not sure where the hell that idea came from, but all of the sudden a lot of things about relationships made sense.

Better late than never, I guess.

My own private bucket list

No one has yet cheated death, and I don’t expect to be the first. So inspired by the recent movie, I wrote my own bucket list. In total, I anticipate spending 15-20 years accomplishing everything on this list, unless a huge advance check comes knocking.

While I don’t expect to die in my fifties, I want to take advantage of being healthy now.

Also, I may add a few items in the next week, but the basic arc feels right. Where possible, I made them specific, yet brief.

1) Finish a marathon

2) Obtain Class A USPA certification

3) Backpack 100 miles of the Appalachian trial

4) Learn enough Cyrillic to read at least 10 Russian adult fiction or non-fiction books

5) Write 5 novels

6) See the Northern Lights in Nova Scotia

7) See the White Nights in St. Petersburg

8) Sleep in a pipe among the bears of Alaska

9) Stay two nights in the Ice Lodge of Norway

10) Stand as close as possible to Stonehenge

11) Drink from Glastonbury Tor

12) Ride in a hot air balloon

13) Jump from a hot air balloon

14) Tour Germany during Oktoberfest

15) Hike 2 days in the Outback

16) Scale El Capitan in Yosemite National Forest

17) Go on an African Safari

18) See the Great Pyramids under the cover of darkness

19) Walk 50 miles across the Great Wall of China.

20) Become proficient at Krav Maga

21) Photograph the Nazca Lines

22) Snowboard on the Swiss Alps

23) Spend 1 night alone in the Mojave desert.

24) Complete a bed and breakfast snowmobile circuit in Canada or Vermont.

25) Catch some beads at Mardi Gras.

26) Put a $100 bet on outside box black at Ceaser’s Palace.