Tired of your father’s tomato catsup made with child labor in distant lands? Maybe you are sick of contributing to Mrs. Carole Heinz ( John Kerry to those who voted for him ) billion dollar retirement fund with each dollop of 57 varieties at the local greasy spoon. Good news, the invisible hand that drives the free market brings us…

W KETCHUP! W Ketchup is made in America with ingredients grown in America. According to the website, W Ketchup is America’s ketchup and the W stands for Washington.

So the next time you order a side of Freedom Fries, demand W Ketchup. Because children working long hours for slave wages in dangerous bottling factories is just not nice. In fact, it’s downright mean.