{"id":12562,"date":"2010-10-18T20:32:13","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T01:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/?p=12562"},"modified":"2010-10-18T20:32:13","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T01:32:13","slug":"cat-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2010\/10\/18\/cat-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even before the first yowl, the other cats sensed trouble and sought cover. Oedipus and Electra had been fighting for several minutes already. The cats&#8211;one nearly twice the size his opponent&#8211;chased each other between the rooms. Paw strikes, at first playful, escalated into full on swipes and grapples. It was getting ugly fast.<\/p>\n<p>After fourteen years, they knew each others hiding spots, and each others weak points. Retreat was not an option. Neither was surrender. One cat was going to lose big.<\/p>\n<p>And then the cry.<\/p>\n<p>When it ended, heaps of gray and white fur from Electra lay in random piles across the carpet. A swatch of exposed flesh was etched into the crook of her right ear, like some kind of prison yard slashing. Child&#8217;s play compared to the injuries Oedipus suffered.<\/p>\n<p>The mighty Oedipus, and all his 21 pounds of muscle and glory, leaned against the wall, his right lid shut tight over the eye. His battle scar: a scratched cornea.<\/p>\n<p>Later at the vet, a droplet of liquid made his eye appear green. The prognosis was excellent and Oedipus returned home shortly after the examination, and a stop at Sonic Burger for some Tots. He likes Tots.<\/p>\n<p>Now Oedipus has a new opponent, more fearsome, and the consequence of the fight far more urgent than the last. Antibiotic drops, administered four times daily, and a once a day dash of atropine. It&#8217;s enough to make a grown cat cringe. And he does. He shudders. The atropine also makes him foam at the mouth for several minutes, like a mad animal. Or rather, like a talk show host.<\/p>\n<p>But at least his eye stopped turning green, and it&#8217;s nearly half open. By Friday Oedipus will be good as new.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even before the first yowl, the other cats sensed trouble and sought cover. Oedipus and Electra had been fighting for several minutes already. The cats&#8211;one nearly twice the size his opponent&#8211;chased each other between the rooms. Paw strikes, at first playful, escalated into full on swipes and grapples. It was getting ugly fast. After fourteen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-introspection"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12563,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12562\/revisions\/12563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}