{"id":12555,"date":"2010-10-11T21:36:32","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T02:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/?p=12555"},"modified":"2010-10-11T21:45:37","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T02:45:37","slug":"adventures-in-inflatable-bedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2010\/10\/11\/adventures-in-inflatable-bedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in inflatable bedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Replaced the current mattress with a new one that arrived in a box that weighs 101 pounds and the height of two microwaves. The packaging design is a study of beauty.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/newbed\/the-box.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nA few wild slicing motions with a key, revealed the interior.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/newbed\/ready-to-unload.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nReady for the vacuum sealed goodness, I dumped the contents on the floor.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/newbed\/still-sealed.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nThe last step took a pair of scissors and about two minutes. Before I knew it, Oedipus had christened the bed.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/newbed\/oed-approves.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nAt the same time, Mooshy got trapped in the box. Surely there&#8217;s a bed inside for him beneath the plastic wrapping.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/newbed\/wheres-mine.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Replaced the current mattress with a new one that arrived in a box that weighs 101 pounds and the height of two microwaves. The packaging design is a study of beauty. A few wild slicing motions with a key, revealed the interior. Ready for the vacuum sealed goodness, I dumped the contents on the floor. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12555"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12558,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12555\/revisions\/12558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}