{"id":12020,"date":"2010-03-14T13:17:17","date_gmt":"2010-03-14T18:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/?p=12020"},"modified":"2010-03-14T13:22:24","modified_gmt":"2010-03-14T18:22:24","slug":"where-did-my-week-off-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/14\/where-did-my-week-off-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Where did my week off go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps the three most disturbing phrase in the English language is <em>one day of vacation left.<\/em> Now it beckons like an executioner watching a condemned man approach the gallows.<\/p>\n<p>On a rainy Sunday afternoon, following a wicked storm that choked off power to many areas in New Jersey&#8211;including work, this is my vacation retrospective:<\/p>\n<p>Electricity and running water, ticket stubs for Crazy Heart and Alice, a freezer full of fish sticks, a roll of toilet paper ( unused ), half bottle of gin, a cherry red tandem coffee maker, a diagram which shows the connections between the characters in next Mike Brody novel, a stack of index cards ( one card per scene, each card documents one plot point  ), unfinished outline.<\/p>\n<p>And cat hair. Lots of cat hair.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/catarmy\/at-rest.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps the three most disturbing phrase in the English language is one day of vacation left. Now it beckons like an executioner watching a condemned man approach the gallows. On a rainy Sunday afternoon, following a wicked storm that choked off power to many areas in New Jersey&#8211;including work, this is my vacation retrospective: Electricity [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-introspection"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12020"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12026,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12020\/revisions\/12026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}