{"id":11505,"date":"2009-07-21T09:35:53","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T14:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/?p=11505"},"modified":"2009-07-22T19:06:32","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T00:06:32","slug":"as-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/21\/as-if\/","title":{"rendered":"As if"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seven different people sent me a link to a story about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scienceblog.com\/cms\/house-cats-know-what-they-want-and-how-get-it-you-22922.html\">coercive powers of the house cat<\/a>. After having been roused on four different instances in the last twelve hours by the Cat Army, I must concur.<\/p>\n<p>Either that or admit they are just pure nasty evil. Precious furry blobs of evil.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.citydirt.net\/Black_Panther_on_mud_hill.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seven different people sent me a link to a story about the coercive powers of the house cat. After having been roused on four different instances in the last twelve hours by the Cat Army, I must concur. Either that or admit they are just pure nasty evil. Precious furry blobs of evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11505"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11511,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11505\/revisions\/11511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}