{"id":11324,"date":"2009-02-15T22:12:01","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T03:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/?p=11324"},"modified":"2009-02-15T22:18:58","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T03:18:58","slug":"in-which-a-pill-gives-worms-to-your-ex-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/15\/in-which-a-pill-gives-worms-to-your-ex-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"In which a pill gives worms to your ex-girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The birthday fairy brought me these:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"\/site-images\/buddha\/snugglebuddies.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yep, the litter mates are still close after twelve years. February 13th is almost the cats actual birthday, so in a way we celebrate all together. As for my age, that&#8217;s classified.<\/p>\n<p>What I will discuss: The Poet&#8217;s parents threw me a pizza party at their house. Beside a bad-ass surround sound system and DVD player&#8211;yes, Virginia after 14 years living on my own, time for a TV&#8211;Guinness flowed in my honor. Plus an authentic Irish Rugby T-shirt that fits me perfectly. Mmm. And a special cake. A giant yellow M&amp;M ice cream cake.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck Fudgie the Whale. I carved up the yellow M&amp;M like a ham on Easter. Except everyone wanted to eat my yellow friend.<\/p>\n<p>Slowly I&#8217;m turning Irish. Regrets to Mom and Dad, but it&#8217;s just more fun this way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The birthday fairy brought me these: Yep, the litter mates are still close after twelve years. February 13th is almost the cats actual birthday, so in a way we celebrate all together. As for my age, that&#8217;s classified. What I will discuss: The Poet&#8217;s parents threw me a pizza party at their house. Beside a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11324"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11333,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11324\/revisions\/11333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}