{"id":11298,"date":"2009-02-09T19:37:16","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T00:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/?p=11298"},"modified":"2009-02-10T00:07:37","modified_gmt":"2009-02-10T05:07:37","slug":"when-you-care-enough-to-send-the-very-best","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/09\/when-you-care-enough-to-send-the-very-best\/","title":{"rendered":"When you care, send the very best"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By accident, stumbled across one of the most innovative and environmentally sound gifts of the twenty-first century, courtesy of the Internets.<\/p>\n<p>This Valentine Day, why settle for flowers and chocolate, when a truly unique gift is available? Why, indeed.<\/p>\n<p>More stylish than a BMW M6, a gift like this really says a lot about your true sentiments for a loved one. Live at the cutting edge of eco-sculpture for slightly more than the cost of a Godiva chocolate bar, and less than three hits of crack. Show your green friends how much you care.<\/p>\n<p>Behold the <a href=\"http:\/\/dungbunnies.com\/index.htm\">dung bunny.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dungbunnies.com\/index.htm\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dungbunnies.com\/images\/babybunnyS.jpg\" alt=\"Dung Bunny. Mmm. Good.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And yes, all Dung products are fashioned from 100% crap. Can&#8217;t get any more organic than that. Personally, I am ordering a Dung Snail for each of my previous bosses.<\/p>\n<p>Two for my last one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By accident, stumbled across one of the most innovative and environmentally sound gifts of the twenty-first century, courtesy of the Internets. This Valentine Day, why settle for flowers and chocolate, when a truly unique gift is available? Why, indeed. More stylish than a BMW M6, a gift like this really says a lot about your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11298"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11318,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11298\/revisions\/11318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}