{"id":11207,"date":"2008-12-19T23:30:04","date_gmt":"2008-12-20T04:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/?p=11207"},"modified":"2008-12-21T16:18:30","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T21:18:30","slug":"warm-winter-nap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/12\/19\/warm-winter-nap\/","title":{"rendered":"Warm winter nap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A cruel nor&#8217;Easter slammed Central New Jersey early today, and tonight I&#8217;m entrenched alongside the girlfriend and her two cats, Abra and Mooshy at an undisclosed location. Over pizza, we watched a bunch of DVD&#8217;s and plotted a weekend of criminality. If only we could dig out past the front door . . .<\/p>\n<p>School is on winter recess. Amen. On a related note, my associate and I began disseminating a new series of random email signatures when informing the community or individuals about technology on campus.<\/p>\n<p>Maxims in circulation:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8221; . . . Please pick up your laptop in the tech office, we need room for our nunchuks . . &#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8221; . . . Generally speaking, a mouse is not a foot controller . . .&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8221; . . . Pedro offers you his protection. And so does the Tech Office . . . &#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Savvy readers might note the heavy Napoleon Dynamite influence. Or not.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, did I mention someone got a sparkly manicure in the middle of the snow storm?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/\" alt=\"\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"\/site-images\/thegf\/rudolphnails.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cruel nor&#8217;Easter slammed Central New Jersey early today, and tonight I&#8217;m entrenched alongside the girlfriend and her two cats, Abra and Mooshy at an undisclosed location. Over pizza, we watched a bunch of DVD&#8217;s and plotted a weekend of criminality. If only we could dig out past the front door . . . School [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11207"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11216,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11207\/revisions\/11216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}