{"id":10993,"date":"2008-06-25T13:02:10","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T18:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/25\/the-man\/"},"modified":"2008-06-25T13:34:56","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T18:34:56","slug":"the-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/25\/the-man\/","title":{"rendered":"The Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Among all the great men, only one could make me feel pride about living in New Jersey&#8211;Mr. George Carlin. The comic master taught me a lot more than the seven dirty words; he taught me when to say them, too. Hint: not in front of Mom.<br \/>\nHis observations were biting, humorous and painfully true.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; . . . we&#8217;re going to ban the toy guns, and keep the F-ing real ones . . . &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; . . . Next time you civil war buffs reenact the battle of Gettysburg, do us all a favor. Use real ammunition! . . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; . . . I would like to be Pope, because they can pick their name. I&#8217;d be Pope Corky the 23rd . . . &#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/carlin.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Among all the great men, only one could make me feel pride about living in New Jersey&#8211;Mr. George Carlin. The comic master taught me a lot more than the seven dirty words; he taught me when to say them, too. Hint: not in front of Mom. His observations were biting, humorous and painfully true. &#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}