{"id":10986,"date":"2008-05-27T13:27:50","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T18:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/27\/family-execution\/"},"modified":"2008-05-27T13:44:18","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T18:44:18","slug":"family-execution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/27\/family-execution\/","title":{"rendered":"Family Execution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I could not have worded this more offensively if I tried:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, it&#8217;s terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I&#8217;ll just kick it.&#8221;<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jodie Foster<\/strong> tells Britain&#8217;s <em>Daily Mail<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, Jodie, where did I put that brick? A vagrant in front of my apartment building needs . . . uh, help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I could not have worded this more offensively if I tried: &#8220;Look, it&#8217;s terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I&#8217;ll just kick it.&#8221; Jodie Foster tells Britain&#8217;s Daily Mail [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}