{"id":10974,"date":"2008-04-22T08:57:59","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T13:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/22\/them-bones\/"},"modified":"2008-04-22T09:05:41","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T14:05:41","slug":"them-bones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/22\/them-bones\/","title":{"rendered":"Them Bones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman installing new plumbing discovered her dream home sits on a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upi.com\/NewsTrack\/Quirks\/2008\/04\/21\/builders_find_skeletons_beneath_home\/6270\/\">Quaker Burial Ground<\/a>. Cost for cremating 100 sacred skeletons: 60,000 British Pounds.<\/p>\n<p>Ouch. And here I&#8217;m still smarting from my tax bill. Maybe they could make a nice chandelier upstairs with the parts instead.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/bonelight.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In other news, the novel is back &#8220;in consideration&#8221; at an agency. More details as they come to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman installing new plumbing discovered her dream home sits on a Quaker Burial Ground. Cost for cremating 100 sacred skeletons: 60,000 British Pounds. Ouch. And here I&#8217;m still smarting from my tax bill. Maybe they could make a nice chandelier upstairs with the parts instead. In other news, the novel is back &#8220;in consideration&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}