{"id":10952,"date":"2008-02-25T18:33:12","date_gmt":"2008-02-25T23:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/25\/favorites\/"},"modified":"2010-01-05T14:41:05","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T19:41:05","slug":"favorites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/25\/favorites\/","title":{"rendered":"Favorites"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my favorite Christmas and Birthday gifts&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Not-gonna, not-gonna, not-gonna get lost.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/gifts\/gps.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dear Mom and Dad, big thanks for the pig I will never see, roaming some village in a place I will never visit.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/gifts\/giftforlife.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No more pinched blood vessels carrying groceries up three flights of stairs.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/gifts\/onegrip.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A gift to myself. And Oedipus. God Bless Bob&#8217;s Furniture and The Pit. 70 percent off MSRP.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/gifts\/thepit.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my favorite Christmas and Birthday gifts&#8230; Not-gonna, not-gonna, not-gonna get lost. Dear Mom and Dad, big thanks for the pig I will never see, roaming some village in a place I will never visit. No more pinched blood vessels carrying groceries up three flights of stairs. A gift to myself. And Oedipus. God Bless [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10952"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11723,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10952\/revisions\/11723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}