{"id":10907,"date":"2007-11-08T10:20:54","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T15:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2007\/11\/08\/handy-definition\/"},"modified":"2007-11-08T10:22:44","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T15:22:44","slug":"handy-definition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2007\/11\/08\/handy-definition\/","title":{"rendered":"Handy definition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Word of the day is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Clocksucker ( n ): <\/strong>a client who is noteworthy for their ability to waste a vendor&#8217;s time. They may make vendors feel as if they are trying to run through a swimming pool. The bane of any small business.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Example: <\/strong>The boss wants me to replace every component on the laptop piece by piece instead of buying a new one. What a clocksucker.<\/p>\n<p>OR<\/p>\n<p><strong>Example: <\/strong>&#8220;I got an email about transferring money to Nigeria. Can you verify the sender? I&#8217;m worried someone stole my identity. Last, find out if it&#8217;s real. I could use the cash.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/smashbot.com\">Ryan<\/a> for this gem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Word of the day is&#8230; Clocksucker ( n ): a client who is noteworthy for their ability to waste a vendor&#8217;s time. They may make vendors feel as if they are trying to run through a swimming pool. The bane of any small business. Example: The boss wants me to replace every component on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}