{"id":10832,"date":"2007-04-16T22:52:06","date_gmt":"2007-04-17T03:52:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2007\/04\/16\/kick-it-to-the-curb\/"},"modified":"2007-04-19T15:56:52","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T20:56:52","slug":"kick-it-to-the-curb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2007\/04\/16\/kick-it-to-the-curb\/","title":{"rendered":"Kick it to the curb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clutter is the leading cause of distraction-which can lead to death, because when one fixates on random junk instead of walking, it&#8217;s easy to trip down the stairs and die&#8211;among the housebound. And perhaps the bored writer, too. I don&#8217;t know why this happened but the second I realized the sheer amount of crap in the apartment, I started attacking, pushing those tchotchkes towards the dumpster with no remorse. And I kept attacking, weeknight after weeknight. The blitz rolled into the weekend, and now Monday.<\/p>\n<p>Feel like I&#8217;ve been at this for 10 days straight now, and a lot more extrication is still needed.<\/p>\n<p>I am big believer in the notion of the more stuff you own, the more it owns you. Boy, do these articles of dis-use have my number.<\/p>\n<p>Query: how exactly did I come to own a Butt Master?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/buttmaster.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clutter is the leading cause of distraction-which can lead to death, because when one fixates on random junk instead of walking, it&#8217;s easy to trip down the stairs and die&#8211;among the housebound. And perhaps the bored writer, too. I don&#8217;t know why this happened but the second I realized the sheer amount of crap in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-introspection"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}