{"id":10726,"date":"2006-09-28T21:31:42","date_gmt":"2006-09-29T02:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/28\/count-out\/"},"modified":"2006-09-29T23:00:16","modified_gmt":"2006-09-30T04:00:16","slug":"count-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/28\/count-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Count out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Train wreck: see also my week. But this a great improvement over the last. And the drama is leveling off at the day job. That is to say, it&#8217;s gone from twenty crises an hour, to just a few per day. Though one or two prove halfway serious. Otherwise, it&#8217;s almost so quiet I can sip water between phone rings.<\/p>\n<p>Lunches missed this week: two.<br \/>\nVacation wished for: none.<br \/>\nSick days should have exercised: one.<br \/>\nTimes cursed at doctors: six.<br \/>\nNumber of curses spewed at no specific individual: lost track.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Train wreck: see also my week. But this a great improvement over the last. And the drama is leveling off at the day job. That is to say, it&#8217;s gone from twenty crises an hour, to just a few per day. Though one or two prove halfway serious. Otherwise, it&#8217;s almost so quiet I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}