{"id":10709,"date":"2006-08-17T21:01:48","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T02:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/17\/i-see-dwi\/"},"modified":"2006-08-17T21:04:59","modified_gmt":"2006-08-18T02:04:59","slug":"i-see-dwi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/17\/i-see-dwi\/","title":{"rendered":"I see DWI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Haley Joel Osment, the wunderkind from the movie Sixth Sense faces <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/SHOWBIZ\/Movies\/08\/17\/osmont.DUI.ap\/index.html\">some very unpleasant charges.<\/a>  Without ringing the apologist bell for a child star, his case suggests something more disturbing than legal problems.<\/p>\n<p>Police arrested the It Boy of just a few session past, a competent actor who works regularly in decent pictures, after a car accident. Sounds like another child star gone bad so far, but there&#8217;s a twist. Haley was driving a 1995 Saturn.<\/p>\n<p>This shocker might explain M. Night and Steven Spielberg&#8217;s enormous wealth. Their pictures make crazy bank, yet they pay the talent in crackerjacks and lollipops. An eleven year old Saturn? He might as well have been riding a Huffy. Note to his parents: Please get the I-see-dead-people kid a real paycheck and a car from this century. And fire his agent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Haley Joel Osment, the wunderkind from the movie Sixth Sense faces some very unpleasant charges. Without ringing the apologist bell for a child star, his case suggests something more disturbing than legal problems. Police arrested the It Boy of just a few session past, a competent actor who works regularly in decent pictures, after a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}