{"id":10708,"date":"2006-08-15T18:28:57","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T23:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/15\/speech\/"},"modified":"2006-08-15T18:28:57","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T23:28:57","slug":"speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/15\/speech\/","title":{"rendered":"Speech"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend is marrying this September 16th, and it&#8217;s time to write the Best Man speech, and start practicing. Ironically, I never considered myself Best Man material. More second string backup, than &#8220;The Guy&#8221;. You know, in the event groomsman number four tweaks out, break glass and call me. Groomsman on the spot. Now I&#8217;m entrusted with transporting someone twice my size to the ceremony in time. Fortunately he&#8217;s not a drinker, and no strip club runs are in the works. I believe a functional GPS will also help.<\/p>\n<p>This reception will be one big bad mofo party, attendance wise. Last count was 175, and I believe that might prove a conservative number. Big families, lots of friends and tons of happy people want to wish the lucky couple a good start. And rightly so.<\/p>\n<p>But what to say. What to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend is marrying this September 16th, and it&#8217;s time to write the Best Man speech, and start practicing. Ironically, I never considered myself Best Man material. More second string backup, than &#8220;The Guy&#8221;. You know, in the event groomsman number four tweaks out, break glass and call me. Groomsman on the spot. Now I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-introspection"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}