{"id":10685,"date":"2006-07-04T08:43:53","date_gmt":"2006-07-04T13:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/07\/04\/welcome-to-new-jersey\/"},"modified":"2006-07-04T08:45:19","modified_gmt":"2006-07-04T13:45:19","slug":"welcome-to-new-jersey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/07\/04\/welcome-to-new-jersey\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to New Jersey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When a four-year old flips off a crowd, adults are alarmed. When the child is the winner of the <a href=\"http:\/\/cbs13.com\/topstories\/local_story_183194617.html\">Mr. Apricot contest, judges yank his crown.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Listen, judges, this is New Jersey. Often a child&#8217;s first complete sentence is F*** you. That one and ut-oh, the mailman is on mommy again. Already at four this child knows the state gesture. Good boy, former Mr. Apricot.<\/p>\n<p>More about the story here: <a href=\"http:\/\/cbs13.com\/topstories\/local_story_183194617.html\">http:\/\/cbs13.com\/topstories\/local_story_183194617.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a four-year old flips off a crowd, adults are alarmed. When the child is the winner of the Mr. Apricot contest, judges yank his crown. Listen, judges, this is New Jersey. Often a child&#8217;s first complete sentence is F*** you. That one and ut-oh, the mailman is on mommy again. Already at four this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}