{"id":10644,"date":"2006-04-02T11:44:58","date_gmt":"2006-04-02T16:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/04\/02\/yo-no-quiero-taco-de-wait\/"},"modified":"2006-04-02T12:04:03","modified_gmt":"2006-04-02T17:04:03","slug":"yo-no-quiero-taco-de-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/04\/02\/yo-no-quiero-taco-de-wait\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo no quiero Taco de wait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This line is every bit as ugly as it appears:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/tacobell.jpg\" alt=\"Taco Wait\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sorry about the blurriness, but this is seconds after a customer grew tired of honking in the drive thru, ditched their car, and dashed inside to scream at the employees behind the register. After the shell shocked staff filled their order, the almost customer walked out without paying &#8212; or their food.<\/p>\n<p>Turnaround in minutes, from order to trays of hot sauce: 30.<br \/>\nCustomers served during wait time: 5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This line is every bit as ugly as it appears: Sorry about the blurriness, but this is seconds after a customer grew tired of honking in the drive thru, ditched their car, and dashed inside to scream at the employees behind the register. After the shell shocked staff filled their order, the almost customer walked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}