{"id":10631,"date":"2006-03-15T09:22:53","date_gmt":"2006-03-15T14:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/15\/dedicated\/"},"modified":"2006-03-15T09:22:53","modified_gmt":"2006-03-15T14:22:53","slug":"dedicated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/15\/dedicated\/","title":{"rendered":"Dedicated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing says creature of habit quite like robbing the same Taco Bell <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20060314\/ap_on_fe_st\/familiar_robber\">4 times.<\/a> Talk about frequent flyer, the clerks recognized the crook from prior runs and opened the register for him willingly, rather than bother with the ritual: &#8220;This is a robbery! Give me all your money.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to know your customers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing says creature of habit quite like robbing the same Taco Bell 4 times. Talk about frequent flyer, the clerks recognized the crook from prior runs and opened the register for him willingly, rather than bother with the ritual: &#8220;This is a robbery! Give me all your money.&#8221; It&#8217;s good to know your customers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}