{"id":10600,"date":"2006-01-25T11:27:23","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T16:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/01\/25\/sigh-2\/"},"modified":"2006-01-25T17:07:29","modified_gmt":"2006-01-25T22:07:29","slug":"sigh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2006\/01\/25\/sigh-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Sigh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When will the insanity stop?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve come to the following conclusion at work &#8212; with some reservation &#8212; about my most recent predecessor:<\/p>\n<p>1) He knew almost nothing about technology.<br \/>\n2) Ignorance did not get in his way; he broke goddamn near everything. <\/p>\n<p>Things I would do to him, in this order:<br \/>\n1) Shake his hand.<br \/>\n2) Thank him for being incompetent.<br \/>\n3) Stuff him beneath a garbage dumpster, suit lapels facing the alley.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When will the insanity stop? I&#8217;ve come to the following conclusion at work &#8212; with some reservation &#8212; about my most recent predecessor: 1) He knew almost nothing about technology. 2) Ignorance did not get in his way; he broke goddamn near everything. Things I would do to him, in this order: 1) Shake his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}