{"id":10583,"date":"2005-12-27T18:53:14","date_gmt":"2005-12-27T23:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/12\/27\/train-kept-a-rolling\/"},"modified":"2005-12-27T20:17:26","modified_gmt":"2005-12-28T01:17:26","slug":"train-kept-a-rolling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/12\/27\/train-kept-a-rolling\/","title":{"rendered":"Train kept a rolling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seems like forever and a day since the last update, but I&#8217;m back now, rested, relaxed and ready.<\/p>\n<p>A single sentence tested my resolve. Over a Chinese food dinner, fate dealt me this fortune cookie message:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you think you&#8217;re too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Freak accident at the print shop, or a cruel twist of humor? I&#8217;ll let someone else decide. A bigger mosquito, perhaps. Meantime, I&#8217;m laminating this fortune.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems like forever and a day since the last update, but I&#8217;m back now, rested, relaxed and ready. A single sentence tested my resolve. Over a Chinese food dinner, fate dealt me this fortune cookie message: &#8220;If you think you&#8217;re too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.&#8221; Freak [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}