{"id":10528,"date":"2005-10-13T09:03:30","date_gmt":"2005-10-13T13:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/10\/13\/sir-thats-not-a-housecat\/"},"modified":"2005-10-13T13:24:15","modified_gmt":"2005-10-13T17:24:15","slug":"sir-thats-not-a-housecat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/10\/13\/sir-thats-not-a-housecat\/","title":{"rendered":"Sir, that&#8217;s not a housecat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self: when a seventy pound cat prowls the street, do not mistake <a href='http:\/\/www.news-record.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20051012\/NEWSREC0101\/51012004\/1005\/NEWSREC02010301'>said creature<\/a> for a &#8216;kitty&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>And where does one purchase a serval or ocelot exactly?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self: when a seventy pound cat prowls the street, do not mistake said creature for a &#8216;kitty&#8217;. And where does one purchase a serval or ocelot exactly?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}