{"id":10521,"date":"2005-10-03T16:02:01","date_gmt":"2005-10-03T20:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/10\/03\/almost-taradise\/"},"modified":"2005-10-03T16:11:08","modified_gmt":"2005-10-03T20:11:08","slug":"almost-taradise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/10\/03\/almost-taradise\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost Taradise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I need one more great movie role so they say, `Wow, she can act! She&#8217;s a great actress.&#8217; Then I think they&#8217;ll leave me alone.&#8221; &#8211; Tara Reid.<\/p>\n<p>There is no satisfaction for celebrities anymore. If the media showers them with  attention, celebs yell &#8216;stalker&#8217;. If their Q factor slips, it&#8217;s a conspiracy. When there is a conspiracy against them, they appear on Geraldo.<\/p>\n<p>Hey Tara, America has left you alone already. Please return the favor.<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: I know this could be funnier. It was a long weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I need one more great movie role so they say, `Wow, she can act! She&#8217;s a great actress.&#8217; Then I think they&#8217;ll leave me alone.&#8221; &#8211; Tara Reid. There is no satisfaction for celebrities anymore. If the media showers them with attention, celebs yell &#8216;stalker&#8217;. If their Q factor slips, it&#8217;s a conspiracy. When there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}