{"id":10475,"date":"2005-07-27T06:50:01","date_gmt":"2005-07-27T06:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10475"},"modified":"2005-09-06T00:26:41","modified_gmt":"2005-09-06T04:26:41","slug":"courtney-loves-prospects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/07\/27\/courtney-loves-prospects\/","title":{"rendered":"Courtney Love&#8217;s Prospects"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s no secret <a href=\"\/wordpress\/?p=10128\">I have issues<\/a> with <a href='http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0001482\/'>Courtney Love.<\/a>  Her flagrant drug use and general bad attitude are irksome.  However, as of late she seems <a href='http:\/\/www.thesuperficial.com\/image.php?path=\/archives\/aa_rokbar_launch_007.jpg'>different.<\/a>   She&#8217;s got six months of sobriety in the can, and a judge considers her progress encouraging.  Well, Courtney, what&#8217;s next?   My friend and I ponder this very quandry&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sam: she can get thin and do playboy<br \/>\nIM Buddy: keep the scandal to yourself<br \/>\nIM Buddy: hell no<br \/>\nSam: oh sure<br \/>\nSam: she gets down to say 140<br \/>\nIM Buddy: the playboy ship sailed a LONG time ago<br \/>\nSam: more surgery dude<br \/>\nIM Buddy: ok.. you&#8217;ve seen her skinny.. and putting the meat back on<br \/>\nIM Buddy: her face is f***** up<br \/>\nSam: makeup<br \/>\nIM Buddy: her boob job has gone to s***<br \/>\nSam: can do wonders<br \/>\nSam: they can fix that<br \/>\nSam: its painful<br \/>\nIM Buddy: she&#8217;s just nasty now<br \/>\nSam: but they can do it<br \/>\nSam: she gets down to 140<br \/>\nSam: they will run her<br \/>\nIM Buddy: circa her esquire appearance, playboy was an option..<br \/>\nIM Buddy: that Corrigan album of hers..<br \/>\nIM Buddy: hustler<br \/>\nIM Buddy: now&#8230; well&#8230; a boob flopping out on COPS is about her speed<br \/>\nSam: heh<br \/>\nIM Buddy: if she gets back in shape.. maybe celebrity skin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s no secret I have issues with Courtney Love. Her flagrant drug use and general bad attitude are irksome. However, as of late she seems different. She&#8217;s got six months of sobriety in the can, and a judge considers her progress encouraging. Well, Courtney, what&#8217;s next? My friend and I ponder this very quandry&#8230; Sam: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}