{"id":10399,"date":"2005-03-15T17:14:31","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T17:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10399"},"modified":"2005-09-06T00:07:40","modified_gmt":"2005-09-06T04:07:40","slug":"the-wicked-serpent-of-lust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/15\/the-wicked-serpent-of-lust\/","title":{"rendered":"The wicked serpent of lust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t disclosed many details about my new  love because one, the Wife is very jealous, and two, this is a geek sort of love.  But now that Websters&#8217; added the word <a href='http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=\/ap\/20050314\/ap_on_fe_st\/dictionary_additions'>wedgie<\/a> to the dictionary, geeks have risen and my lust is appropriate.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a brief feature list:<br \/>\n1) Gray.<br \/>\n2) Comes with a contract<br \/>\n3) Returnable.  Sort of.<br \/>\n4) Not available in all areas.<br \/>\n5) Photographic memory and recall.<br \/>\n6) Stylish lines and curves<br \/>\n7) Lightweight.<\/p>\n<p>It is not this cat, but it had everything to do with this picture.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/fromtreo.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>So who is it?  For starters, it&#8217;s a what, not a who.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/treo.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Yes!  A Treo.  At last my own web browser, text message, email, cellphone, digital camera, personal digital assistant.  Like my stepfather says, the difference between a man and a boy is the price of the toy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t disclosed many details about my new love because one, the Wife is very jealous, and two, this is a geek sort of love. But now that Websters&#8217; added the word wedgie to the dictionary, geeks have risen and my lust is appropriate. Here is a brief feature list: 1) Gray. 2) Comes with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-multimedia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}