{"id":10359,"date":"2005-01-19T14:28:34","date_gmt":"2005-01-19T14:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10359"},"modified":"2008-06-10T14:32:11","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T19:32:11","slug":"i-would-like-fries-with-that-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2005\/01\/19\/i-would-like-fries-with-that-thanks\/","title":{"rendered":"I would like fries with that thanks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tired of your father&#8217;s tomato catsup made with child labor in distant lands?  Maybe you are sick of contributing to Mrs. Carole Heinz ( John Kerry to those who voted for him ) billion dollar retirement fund with each dollop of 57 varieties at the local greasy spoon.  Good news, the invisible hand that drives the free market brings us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>W KETCHUP!  W Ketchup is made in America with ingredients grown in America.    According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/wketchup.com\/\">website<\/a>, W Ketchup is America&#8217;s ketchup and the W stands for Washington.<\/p>\n<p>So the next time you order a side of Freedom Fries, demand W Ketchup.  Because children working long hours for slave wages in dangerous bottling factories is just not nice.  In fact, it&#8217;s downright mean.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wketchup.com\/images\/bottles\/w_ketchup_14oz.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tired of your father&#8217;s tomato catsup made with child labor in distant lands? Maybe you are sick of contributing to Mrs. Carole Heinz ( John Kerry to those who voted for him ) billion dollar retirement fund with each dollop of 57 varieties at the local greasy spoon. Good news, the invisible hand that drives [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}