{"id":10340,"date":"2004-12-27T14:23:20","date_gmt":"2004-12-27T14:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10340"},"modified":"2005-09-06T00:15:18","modified_gmt":"2005-09-06T04:15:18","slug":"xmas-the-aftermath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/27\/xmas-the-aftermath\/","title":{"rendered":"Xmas, the aftermath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Each holiday season I spread the wondrous stash of Xmas booty across the carpet and revile in the glory that are unsolicited material goods.  Sure, &#8217;tis the season for giving, peace and togetherness.  And it&#8217;s also a time for booty.  Lots and lots of booty.<\/p>\n<p>This year was better than most.  Thanks to all who contributed to my comfort index.  However, one gift stands apart from the herd.  It&#8217;s special.  It&#8217;s different.  A re-gift passed from father to son and back again for 12 years.  Neither of us have dared crack the seal.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a big, old plastic jar of&#8230;well, the picture below says it all.  Not sure what one does with this product, although the label indicates the contents are flammable. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/site-images\/hairfood.jpg\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>What was your favorite Xmas gift?  Please talk amongst yourselves..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each holiday season I spread the wondrous stash of Xmas booty across the carpet and revile in the glory that are unsolicited material goods. Sure, &#8217;tis the season for giving, peace and togetherness. And it&#8217;s also a time for booty. Lots and lots of booty. This year was better than most. Thanks to all who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}