{"id":10328,"date":"2004-12-08T20:47:44","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T20:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10328"},"modified":"2006-11-19T10:09:25","modified_gmt":"2006-11-19T15:09:25","slug":"does-anyone-remember-laughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/08\/does-anyone-remember-laughter\/","title":{"rendered":"Does anyone remember laughter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The great bit about humor, is that when trying to funny I&#8217;m usually not, and when I&#8217;m serious, the Wife falls down laughing.  Like when I asked if my hair was thinning.  Men out there know, no greater question faces a man over thirty.  Well perhaps the risk of fatherhood or a heart attack.  But losing hair ranks high on the obsess list.<\/p>\n<p>Sam( using a handheld mirror ): Honey, is my hair looking thinner on top?<br \/>\nThe Wife: I knew it was a mistake to buy a new mirror.  Now you can actually see your whole head.<br \/>\nSam: So that means I am?<\/p>\n<p>Snatching the portable, The Wife tosses it in the trash.  The glass breaks, shards rattling against the sides of the empty receptacle.<\/p>\n<p>The Wife:  Not that you can see.<br \/>\nSam ( points to broken mirror ):  Isn&#8217;t that seven years bad luck?<br \/>\nThe Wife:  Beats watching you stare at yourself all night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The great bit about humor, is that when trying to funny I&#8217;m usually not, and when I&#8217;m serious, the Wife falls down laughing. Like when I asked if my hair was thinning. Men out there know, no greater question faces a man over thirty. Well perhaps the risk of fatherhood or a heart attack. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}