{"id":10322,"date":"2004-11-30T18:04:47","date_gmt":"2004-11-30T18:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10322"},"modified":"2005-09-06T00:28:21","modified_gmt":"2005-09-06T04:28:21","slug":"tsunami-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2004\/11\/30\/tsunami-salad\/","title":{"rendered":"Tsunami Salad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever have one of those days that starts out catastrophic, escalates to disaster by lunch, then two minutes before quitting time, everything sorts out?   Sort of a like a tsunami crashing through the tollbooth gates, and you are the toll taker.  That was today.<\/p>\n<p>Which is not to say the day was awful, although my attitude about it most certainly was.  There&#8217;s such a fine line between challenge and calamity.<\/p>\n<p>Someday, I shall have the resolve of Master Buddhapuss, who slumbered like Morpheus as the landlord ripped out all the outlets in the computer room, cutting through the furniture with a jigsaw.  That I had no Internet or PC access, to the furry guy, mattered not.<\/p>\n<p>This entry is a retraction of an earlier <a href=\"\/wordpress\/?p=10185\">landlord blog<\/a>.  For the first time ever he finished a job in less time than the promised estimate.  Apparently, Satan also purchased long johns this afternoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever have one of those days that starts out catastrophic, escalates to disaster by lunch, then two minutes before quitting time, everything sorts out? Sort of a like a tsunami crashing through the tollbooth gates, and you are the toll taker. That was today. Which is not to say the day was awful, although my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}