{"id":10219,"date":"2004-07-07T00:10:51","date_gmt":"2004-07-07T00:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10219"},"modified":"2004-07-07T00:10:51","modified_gmt":"2004-07-07T00:10:51","slug":"we-call-him-mister-b-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2004\/07\/07\/we-call-him-mister-b-part-i\/","title":{"rendered":"We call him Mister B Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Consider this is Part 1 of a 2 part blog.  The second half will run Thursday.  I&#8217;ll swear right now on a stack of religious books of your choice, Thursday&#8217;s blog will be both funny and entertaining. <\/p>\n<p>On the writing front, I met with Editor person and reviewed the query letter for the Ridge Runner.  That conversation went something like thus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>sam:  It&#8217;s good on the sales pitch side, but it lacks personality.<br \/>\nEditor Person:  There&#8217;s only so much personality you can cram in 350 words.<br \/>\nsam:  I need something that makes mine stand out just that extra bit.<br \/>\nEditor Person:  Let&#8217;s see, you have zero publishing credentials.  You&#8217;re a novice on the subject matter.  You still don&#8217;t know how to use commas consistently.  I think you stand out.<br \/>\nsam:  This query has got to look different from the others, or it&#8217;s getting tossed.<br \/>\nEditor Person ( reads ):  You got one shot at distinguishing yourself.  Go for one laugh and hope for the best.<br \/>\nsam: Suggestions?<br \/>\nEditor Person:  For you to be funny?  Look in a mirror, perhaps?<br \/>\nsam: Anything else?<br \/>\nEditor Person:  2 words, Harry Potter.  Play the JK Rowling angle.  Publishing loves the underdog forced into a career change.<\/p>\n<p>So the new query letter does just that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Consider this is Part 1 of a 2 part blog. The second half will run Thursday. I&#8217;ll swear right now on a stack of religious books of your choice, Thursday&#8217;s blog will be both funny and entertaining. On the writing front, I met with Editor person and reviewed the query letter for the Ridge Runner. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-editor-person"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}