{"id":10154,"date":"2004-05-02T19:49:36","date_gmt":"2004-05-02T19:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10154"},"modified":"2004-05-02T19:49:36","modified_gmt":"2004-05-02T19:49:36","slug":"drink-coke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2004\/05\/02\/drink-coke\/","title":{"rendered":"Drink Coke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some weekends are so nice Monday looks it might be a friend, not an expletive.  Then it arrives and the mighty hammer of karma drops down all over again. Monday is just one rough hombre no matter how it&#8217;s served.  Dress it up with garnish or garlic, butter or spice, it will still taste like sour milk.<\/p>\n<p>True some Mondays are better than others.  They&#8217;re like kittens instead of hungry lions. Like beef jerky instead of gazpacho with anchovies.   Some Mondays I don&#8217;t even want a complete change of blood so as to vent the toxins.<\/p>\n<p>But at this moment after two days of perfect weather the possibility of Monday is anathema.  It&#8217;s a joke right?  Monday is not going to happen next week at all.  Yes, that&#8217;s it.  The week shall start with Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>Think of the economy of it.  If we extricate Monday, the weekend shall arrive one day earlier!  And that&#8217;s great for productivity Mr. or Mrs. Boss man.  Trust me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some weekends are so nice Monday looks it might be a friend, not an expletive. Then it arrives and the mighty hammer of karma drops down all over again. Monday is just one rough hombre no matter how it&#8217;s served. Dress it up with garnish or garlic, butter or spice, it will still taste like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}