{"id":10153,"date":"2004-05-01T08:36:47","date_gmt":"2004-05-01T08:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10153"},"modified":"2004-05-01T08:36:47","modified_gmt":"2004-05-01T08:36:47","slug":"slimer-shyster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2004\/05\/01\/slimer-shyster\/","title":{"rendered":"Slimer-Shyster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NJ has a  dicey reputation when it comes to auto repair.   This blog is about the role of a certain dealership.<\/p>\n<p>My parents get their car serviced by what I consider the finest mechanic on the East Coast, Jake.  Jake&#8217;s a great mechanic for many reasons but the most important is that he loves cars.  <\/p>\n<p>So usually my parents go to Jake, but there was a recall on a part. It was an unadvertised recall which they only found about the recall through Jake. Here&#8217;s what happened at the dealership.<\/p>\n<p>Dealer: Whoever is taking care of your car is making a lot of mistakes.  We found serious issues with your transmission. It&#8217;s leaking.<br \/>\nParent: Interesting, since there&#8217;s never been a spot under my car in the last four years.<br \/>\nDealer: Oh, it&#8217;s leaking.<br \/>\nParent: How much will this be?<br \/>\nDealer: 808 dollars.<br \/>\nParent: Can i have a copy of the estimate?<br \/>\nDealer: Certainly.<br \/>\nParent: And you replaced recall part XYZ?<br \/>\nDealer: Yep. when do you want to get your car in?<br \/>\nParent: Just as soon as my personal mechanic looks over your estimate and tells me all this needs to be done. can i have my keys please?<br \/>\nDealer: Sir these issues are real and if your mechanic is reputable he will concur&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>At this point my parent put his ID card on the counter so the Dealer could see it.  He works for one big 3 networks, in the news department.<\/p>\n<p>Parent: I do my best work off camera.  How about you?<br \/>\nDealer: Here&#8217;s your keys sir.  Thank you and have a nice day.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing that turned out to be leaking was the integrity of this dealer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NJ has a dicey reputation when it comes to auto repair. This blog is about the role of a certain dealership. My parents get their car serviced by what I consider the finest mechanic on the East Coast, Jake. Jake&#8217;s a great mechanic for many reasons but the most important is that he loves cars. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}