{"id":10091,"date":"2004-02-29T10:07:06","date_gmt":"2004-02-29T10:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samhilliard.com\/wordpress?p=10091"},"modified":"2004-02-29T10:07:06","modified_gmt":"2004-02-29T10:07:06","slug":"a-few-words-about-editor-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/2004\/02\/29\/a-few-words-about-editor-person\/","title":{"rendered":"A few words about Editor person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve blogged a lot about Editor person in the last few weeks, and I want to take a moment to thank them for all their efforts.  I lack the eye and stomach for surgical grammar attacks.  But without some focus on grammar, I&#8217;ll be blogging to myself for the rest of my life.  And the wife won&#8217;t like that very much since she wants mini-sam&#8217;s running around the house.<\/p>\n<p>Editor person:  You know every time I read one of your crappy sentences, an alarm bell goes off in my head?<br \/>\nsam:  That&#8217;s why you&#8217;re a good editor.<br \/>\nEditor person:  I have a headache now, from all the ringing.<br \/>\nsam:  Do you want an aspirin?<br \/>\nEditor person: I want you to stop writing while you are asleep.<br \/>\nsam: Right. I&#8217;ll up the coffee intake in the morning.<br \/>\nEditor person: What are you going to do 30 books from now when I&#8217;m dead?<\/p>\n<p>I panicked.  Could there be an end to Editor person?<\/p>\n<p>sam:  No problem. I&#8217;ll have you cloned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve blogged a lot about Editor person in the last few weeks, and I want to take a moment to thank them for all their efforts. I lack the eye and stomach for surgical grammar attacks. But without some focus on grammar, I&#8217;ll be blogging to myself for the rest of my life. And the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-editor-person"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.samhilliard.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}