The Bucket List

Jack Nicholson still has the unflinching ability to make me laugh hard enough to spew water from my mouth. Fortunately, as with another Nicholson opus, Something’s Gotta Give, there was no one in the seat immediately north.

The Bucket List is his latest film, and it’s a tour de force. A touching comedy about a serious issue, this film ponders the question, if you knew when you were going to die, what would you do about it? And I’m delighted to say, the answer is live every second with purpose.

Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson are roommates in a hospital Jack owns. Together as they battle their cancer into remission, the shared experience forges an unexpected friendship. When Jack discovers a discarded list of items Morgan wanted to accomplish before he dies, he convinces Morgan to not only finish writing the list, but do as many of the things as they can immediately.

And so the two elderly cancer patients skydive, race classic cars, go on Safari, and travel the world, taking the audience on a great ride and a heartbreaking conclusion.
The Bucket List is funny and moving and has a great message. Above all it’s a great film.

What works:

1) Cast. Come on it’s Uncle Jack and Captain Morgan! What more does a film need?

2) Story Arc. Believable and well-crafted.

3) Rob Reiner can direct a great film. After nearly twenty years of half-ass flops, this is the narrative bookend to Stand By Me.

What needs improvement:

1) Maybe you have not seen The Bucket List yet. Yeah, fix that!

Verdict: Theater full price and buy the DVD.

Waiting

I received a few emails asking the same question recently: any news from the agent? For those just joining this humble circus, last August one of the agents–not merely an agent, as they founded an extremely successful literary agency as well–I solicited passed with a three page explanation detailing the strengths and areas needing attention. So I wrote back and asked if the issues were addressed, if they might reconsider the manuscript.

To my delight, they agreed.

It took a few months and two professional proofreaders to smooth all the wrinkles, but right before leaving for Russia I emailed the revised manuscript along with a table of the changes back to them. A rock solid draft.

And so the waiting for a response began. At this point, the shot clock is closing in on a month.

Such literal time accounting overlooks two facts: holidays and the note itself. Here’s where insider information about how many people who work in NYC approach major schedule breaks helps, because the end of the year is a great time to get out of the City. Way far away, in fact. So many people do a long vacation then, often extending their vacations well into the new year. Since the first fell on a Tuesday, taking the remainder of the week seemed not only sensible, it was an imperative. Given the agent is a principal in the company, it’s a good bet they have the pull to make such a respite a reality.

A secondary reason for the delay is probably my note. After wishing them a happy holiday and whatnot, I mentioned I would be in Moscow through early January, thereby establishing my non-expectation of reply in the immediate future.
Doing the math, assuming a long vacation through the first week of the new year and including the weekend, the earliest they would have returned to the office was the 7th of January. More than 50 emails were choking my inbox once I returned to a normal work schedule, and my job matters very little beyond the gates of a very small community. A few might argue it impacts the company very little itself, but that’s another discussion.

Imagine you are an agent with hundreds of backlogged emails and many of those messages actually matter. Somewhere in there, is a message from a possible client. Four days, tonight being the fourth, is hardly enough time to reconsider a manuscript, much less respond.

Thus my answer is: let’s see what happens between now and February 1, 2008.

And that’s all I’m going to say about that question.

Uh..

Christina Aguilera: I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra.

Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day.

Pam Anderson, on drug use: I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.

More inanities at: Celebrity Wit.

Resolutions 2008

With the start of the new year comes another set of resolutions. This post comes a few days later than planned, which allowed additional time to reflect on what I really wanted to accomplish in 2008. I also wanted to be as clear as possible about my intentions before documenting them. Then and only then could I commit to a new course. Hopefully this curtails backsliding, or at least lessens the chance.

A few lessons learned from past years helped shape my final choices. First, each goal must be reasonable, yet force me to reach further than before. Working towards a resolution like: “get a million dollar advance and movie rights for a novel.” is a bit ill-conceived by design. Because the reaching the end point hinges wholly on the actions of others, it’s unreasonable. Not that this outcome is impossible; it certainly can happen.

Editors and publishers determine advances and they have paid awesome sums for first novels in the past. They probably will break out the checkbooks again. But in the end, there are less than three dozen fiction writers a year who net million dollar advances. Still, the intent of the goal is sound. Everyone likes money and fame, right? The real problem is approaching a highly desirable outcome in such a way that reaching the finish line relies on so much upon the efforts of someone else.

Stating such a goal like the above example invites frustration. No doubt some bright spark will prove me wrong, but whatever. I only speak for me. What really matters is that the core intention of of an ill-conceived goal can be preserved-and even reached–with a simple re-frame.

Consider this example in place of the original goal: “Write a novel I believe deserves only the best literary representation in the business, and submit my very best effort to an agent who closes million dollar deals.”

Now the focus is on the actions of the writer, instead of anyone else’s response or movement. And by taking on responsibility for what they can influence and letting go of everything else they cannot, the writer allows for the possibility of anything to happen. Maybe after receiving the best the author has to offer, the agent picks up the manuscript and sells it. Maybe they pass the project on to someone else for consideration. Maybe they send the package back unread. Maybe nothing happens until the writer sends it to another ninja agent.

Regardless of the outcome, by pursuing the revised goal, the writer still wins.

Since the goal rests on action, the very least thing the author takes away from that journey is a far better manuscript. And that’s much further than most ever bother to venture. Far and away, in fact. I know plenty of people who fall in love with their early drafts and file them away to rot forever, unread.

The second theme for my resolutions: where possible craft complementary goals. So working towards one goal impels taking steps towards another, and a synergy forms, if you will. For instance, say one goal is exercising three times a week, and another is fitting into my first interview suit by August. Well, gee I’m going to have to lose weight to fit in that suit, and exercising might help me do it.

And last, I wanted resolutions that were specific. The less vague, the less opportunity for fudging along the course of the year. Usually this takes the form of “reinterpreting” or “revising” the original goal to something more “realistic”. I’d rather put more time on the front end and make minor adjustments in the field–and only where absolutely necessary.

My 2008 writing resolutions…

1) Write 14 hours a week, in one of two basic schedule configurations: Two hours on weekdays and four on Saturday. Alternately one hour on weekdays and the balance across the weekend. A bit more is fine if my calendar allows it, but fourteen is the absolute minimum.

2) Complete the first draft of The Confession by July 1, 2008.

3) Finish the screenplay started last summer by September 1, 2008.

4) If necessary, resume whole scale querying for The Last Track. Right I have no idea if this is needed. In 2007 I hit 41 agents. Most of them have new interns now, and there are still 35 A-list agents I never tried, so the potential pool is about roughly 75 again.

5) Follow the Abs Diet for 6 weeks–the initial length of the program. If the results are good, continue. If not, find another eating and exercise plan. Lose the ten pounds of fat gained since Thanksgiving. Eek.

6) Review my progress with these above goals every eight weeks.

That’ll keep me busy for awhile.