When in Aurora, Colorado stay the hell away from the salad bar at Chuck E. Cheese. Trust me on this one. And not because that particular salad bar is more disgusting than the local Chuck E. Cheese. New Jersey has four of them, and all of them are pretty bad. Don’t keep out because the salad tastes like cardboard, or because half the bins are empty. Stay away because they might Taser you for lingering at the romaine.

It’s not clear why the restaurant summoned police, except for reports that a perpetrator “was seen loading” a plate. The perpetrator also refused to show proof of payment. Perhaps his hands were full. Or maybe when the 75,000 volts struck, he dropped his wallet.

Question: What is loading and why does it get one Tasered? Will Applebees and TGIF follow suit? Who’s never going to Chuck E. Cheese again?