Almost forgot to blog today and that would mean, well it would mean the blog wasn’t updated 🙂

Hard to believe it’s been almost six months and the only interruptions have been technical (and even those were minor). One day maybe I’ll work out exactly how much time I’ve invested into this site. Then again, perhaps it’s best to avoid calculations like that since it’s probably more than I realize.

Anyway, I’m sweating like a pig. It’s time to drag out the window AC units from the closet so Buddhapuss stops panting. I’ll be funnier on Thursday. Or something.

One of these days, Monday will feel some other way than being wedged inside a black and white rerun of the Twilight Zone. That’s long been a goal of mine too, to look forward to Monday with the same intensity usually earmarked for the weekends. Despite my efforts, it seems that if something is going to go askew, it’ll be on Monday.

Take this particular one for instance. For months it’s been unseasonably cold for spring, nary a day over sixty five, with night time temperatures hovering near the forties. So I get the idea to load up on foods that require broiling, thinking the stove will heat up the place and make the apartment all toasty nice as dinner broils in a homemade marinate. Only today is the first day of a week long heat wave, and the low this week will shatter the high of last week.

Yeah, I’m real bright spark sometimes, I swear. Anyway, it’s time to go bake myself in the furnace, err, kitchen. Can’t have that roast exploding from neglect.

On the writing front, I decided to revisit The Ridge Runner for awhile while still pressing ahead with the first draft of Velocity. Either I’m going to soil both of them irreparably, or something cool will come of it.

Today was a good day for several reasons. Well let’s clarify that, today was better than good. Actually, I’d rate it a great day. Not great in a shucky darn, look at the cute puppy with brown eyes and black spots kind of day. That’s more melodrama. When melodrama knocks, it’s best to treat it like the Jehovah’s Witness of emotions and slam it closed. No, this was a great as in hmm, why yes sir, that was a perfectly solid day, even though the alcoholic neighbor stole my newspaper off the lawn.

First, the wife and I had breakfast out, which meant no egg confetti. Second, my chiropractor beat all the pain out of my back. It’s been a long time since my back flared up, so long I forgot how irritating and distracting back pain can be. Whatever he did, pain gone. He gets an extra chocolate bunny from me next Easter.

Lastly it was great because well, I saw the wife almost all day. And that only happens…let me check my lunar calendar. Yes that only happens when we’re on vacation. So that must be what made today great. It was a vacation day in disguise.

The phrase jumping the shark is an overlooked but concise expression to say something was once great, but is no longer. It refers to an episode of Happy Days where Fonzie jumped a caged shark whilst wearing water skis. Fans of the show agree that that episode was the peak of the series, and afterwards the series was never quite what it was before. There’s even neat web site dedicated to tracking people’s opinions about what exact season and episode, where applicable, a particular TV show “jumped the shark”.

What I propose is we apply this expression to other things besides TV shows. For example:
1) The federal government. My vote is that US Federal government jumped the shark back in 1913. That’s when the Federal Reserve and the Income Tax Act rolled out. One led to inflation, the other led to taxes. That’s jumping the shark and being attacked by it at the same time.

2) Politics in general. They say politics is the art of the possible. Perhaps that was true in Aristotle’s day. That was before the creation of the trial lawyer.

3) Automobiles. They’ve jumped the shark. Every year they cost substantially more, but they seem to be less durable and more complicated to fix.

4) The state of New Jersey. That’s a tough one. Critics say it jumped the shark on day one. I disagree. Any state that’s home to Tony Soprano, is a good enough for me. By the way, I love the Mafia too.